Don't get me wrong, I'd happily take a bullet in the arse for my kids while simultaneously being hit by a bus. Truly, I'd do it. The bus, the bullet, hell, throw in being chased by an alligator for good measure...I'd do it allllll with a smile on my face....
....But, I swear to God, if I had to listen to my darling children walk around the house bickering with each other for one. more. day...well, the above ridiculous scenario was lookin' better and better.
So, here's to another school year and the maintenance of sanity!
