For those of you who don't understand the gravity of my excitement, the Timbers are Portland's major league soccer team and the start of the season means some happy things:
1) We get to hang out with friends and family in the ruckus of the Timber's Army, doin' things like the 'Tetris,' which is a chant with a Portland twist, that requires thousands of people to move side to side en masse....a ridiculous amount of fun.
2) I get to focus on talented, athletic men with absurdly attractive legs for an extended period of time without Tim batting an eye.
3) It's just another opportunity for David Beckham to see me and realize that he's made a terrible mistake in marrying Posh Spice.
So bring on the season.
Timbers! Timbers!
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